Chinese Major Bludd

Chinese Major Bludd GI Joe ARAH vintage international Snow Serpent Cobra Action FigureNow this one’s a fun figure. Another quirky international variant, but this one’s great in all the right ways! This Major Bludd was a completely new figure made for sale in China. He’s an amalgam of parts from V2 Major Bludd, the Lampreys, and General Flagg. It all comes together pretty well as an entirely new outfit for Bludd.

With the big, bulky coat, this figure comes across to me as more of a cold weather version of Bludd. He’s not really wearing winter colors, but I think Bludd’s the type to not always wear perfect camouflage, so it works. Of course, you could use him in plenty of other settings as well, which is all part of the fun with figures like this. You can use him as practically anything you want.

If this figure had a downside, I guess I should mention his only part is a little lame. It’s that strange laser riffle Dodger came with, an awkward and clunky weapon. I suppose it does look a bit like some kind of RPG, so perhaps that’s why they included it. For me though, this guy’s always going to be equipped with some other gun.

All in all, this is hands down one of my favorite Major Bludd toys, and perhaps the best Major Bludd as well.

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1990 Lampreys

1990 Lampreys GI Joe ARAH Vintage Sonic Fighters CobraAnother forgotten figure, and a novelty one as well. I’m a big fan of the original Lampreys, but these guys have something interesting going for them as well with their colors. I could easily see these guys being like a coast guard for Cobra Island, or maybe having some role as hazmat troopers. Despite the orange, I could think of a lot to do with these guys.

It’s also nice a Cobra symbol is present on the figure’s chest, a detail that isn’t there on the original. Though, while I’m comparing them, I do wish this figure had included the original’s gun. That was a really cool vintage weapon, while this figure comes with a smattering of parts from other late 80’s figures. A few okay guns, but I really, really hate Blaster’s gun, which was included with these.

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Funskool Barbecue

Funskool Barbecue Skydiver GI Joe Cobra ARAH vintageWhat a strange little figure. I can’t really say this one’s good; on the contrary, I think he’s actually rather bad. Funskool put figures in some curious little color schemes back when they had the license to produce GI Joe toys. Sometimes, this worked out in awesome ways (Toxo-Viper), other times however, you got figures like this guy.

Barbecue’s colors aren’t all that different from his Hasbro version on the surface. He’s still orange, and swaps gray for blue, and silver for… flesh tone. Flesh tone! Some variants had yellow masks which made more sense, although they still look pretty ugly. This figure could have some good custom potential, but other than that, he’s not too great.

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1994 Cobra Viper

Battle Corps Viper 1994 GI Joe Cobra vintage ARAHFor these troops there’s no place too dirty, or too dangerous. When the leaky suit brigade fails to accomplish the job, Cobra can send these Hazard Vipers into any environment and expect results. With their superior equipment, training, and a real desire to do Cobra’s dirty work, these soldiers pose a serious threat to GI Joe…

More or less how I use the Battle Corps Viper. To me, they’re Hazard Vipers, and they’re more competent than Toxo-Vipers. The colors are perfect for the role, and the sculpt adds to that as well. As normal Vipers I don’t like this figure so well, but like this they’re far more usable in my collection.

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Tiger Force Roadblock (1988)

Tiger Force Roadblock Duke Flint ARAH Vintage action figure GI Joe CobraThree of my favorite figures here. The original Tiger Force color schemes were so vibrant, yet cohesive. It also helps that they often recycled excellent sculpts, just making the figures all the better. Given, I think some are nicer than others. Duke’s colors seem a tad more bland to me than the other two.

Most of the later attempts at the TF weren’t so great. I’m not a fan of the UK figures, and the Spy Troops set that was inspired by those was pretty weak too. I’ve not seen many ME figures do Tiger Force with much success either, so for me, these guys are where it’s at.

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1991 Toxo Viper

Toxo-Viper Sludge Viper Eco Warriors GI Joe Cobra ARAH vintageI’ve always been a big fan of both Toxo Vipers and the Eco Warriors. While the original is a classic, this one is an improvement in ways. I like the colors better on this figure, and it’s much less clunky feeling. I do think the original had a nicer backpack, and the helmet just looked good too. I suppose both are nice in different ways.

Though on the topic of Toxo Vipers, the Funskool version uses the original sculpt in colors closer to these. I should take a shot of that one sometime.

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Clean-up Ladies

Cobra Trooper Hazard Troopers Vipers Female Cobras TBM GI Joe vintage ARAHFemale soldiers find odd jobs in the Cobra hierarchy. This pair works as security at a Cobra chemical plant. They may not be technicians, but they can still melt your heart: literally!

These two were customs/KOs by The Black Major, famous for making recolored Crimson Guards and Cobra Troopers. Very interesting figures indeed, I find myself rather happy with the figures where he experimented with punchier colors. It always provides so much fun contemplating their different roles or applications. I also really love the riot shields these included.

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1988 Shockwave

1988 Shockwave ARAH Sure Fire GIJvCShockwave and Sure Fire on patrol in an abandoned industrial area…

ARAH Shockwave is a favorite of mine. He’s got a great sculpt and the colors look nice without being too goofy. The Night-Force colors were more muted, but I think this scheme is more fun. I always thought Shockwave seemed incomplete without a riot shield though, so I painted a Marauder’s shield in his colors.

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Destro

Destro Iron Grenadiers POC 30th Anniversary Pursuit of Cobra 50th GI Joe CobraDestro personally sees to the delivery of new tech and weapons for Cobra.

This 50th Anniversary Destro figure is quite nice. I recall fans being disappointed by the construction of his knees orĀ  some such, but generally speaking this is a fantastic figure. The sculpting is awesome, he’s made mostly out of new tooling, and most of all, he LOOKS like Destro. I really dig his briefcase and modular riffle too.

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Future Warfare

Battle Force 2000 Hasbro ARAH vintage GI Joe Knockdown Maverick Blaster

The future is always changing and technology is constantly evolving. The Battleforce 2000 is ready to counter any threat, old or new.

I took some inspiration from the Call of Duty: BOIII announcement when making this one. I’m not hugely into the Battleforce 2000, or BOIII, but in certain ways both are nice. Funny how that is.

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