2005 Crimson Shadow Guard

2005 Crimson Shadow Guard

I’ve mentioned before on this blog, but I missed out on all of the TRU exclusive 6-packs from 2004 and 2005. At the time, I only casually paid attention to GI Joe items that were coming out, and the only 6-packs I ever saw were the Green Shirts and Imperial Procession set. At the time I thought those looked pretty decent, but they didn’t entice me enough to collect them. Had I known about sets like the Cobra Infantry Forces and the Shadow Guard set, I’d have likely started collecting seriously much sooner.

The Shadow Guard was one of the cooler ideas Hasbro came out with in the mid-2000‘s. It was cool enough they even revisited it for the 50th Anniversary line, which is not something you can say for the other 90% of 2000‘s GI Joe ideas that were tossed to the wayside. The filecards are a little vague as to what exactly they do, but essentially they are the Night Force of the Crimson Guards, and a good excuse to do a black repaint of the iconic army builder.

Since I acquired these, they’ve become somewhat replaced in usefulness by the various Black Major Customs Crimson Guards in black, but these still have their value. Cutting to the chase, these lack proper parts and have inferior arms cobbled together from 1992 Duke and 1992 Shockwave. The arms are the real killer, as the bulbous shoulders from Duke limit some movement, and look strange on them.

Other than that though, they feature the newly sculpted masked head from the 2004 Crimson Guard, and the same removable helmet. Personally, think the vintage head/helmet looks better, but these have something unique going for them with that gimmick. The only thing against them is simply that a removable helmet never has the tightness of a sculpted helmet. However, all these years later and now that we have the alternative TBM customs, I like that these provide something unique apart from the vintage mold. Neither one is explicitly better, they’re just different.

Nothing too crazy is going on with their deco. Essentially the figure is solid black with a few silver details such as those on their wrists, as well as some gold for their shoulder tassel and Cobra sigil. They kept it simple and the figures look good for it, something that can’t be said for the Night Force set from the same time.

This set used to really get put down for the parts, and I have to say they weren’t the most well executed. The idea of course being that the Shadow Guard uses mostly silent, stealth weapons for their various activities, a fun sounding premise. But instead of say, a few silenced Uzis from a Snake Eyes figure, or maybe one of the Low-Light V1 or V3 guns, they just gave us a generic assortment of Ninja Force era weapons. That includes a three-sectioned staff, claw, two different swords, crossbow, and a bow and arrow.

Now, you know if they had included ordinary guns, odds are I’d still be here complaining about the parts just based on the other releases from that era. And, a few of these aren’t that bad, in fact I do quite like using the V1 Scarlet crossbow they included. I think an extra one of these and maybe some of the suppressed guns I had mentioned would’ve gone a long way to improving this area of the set.

Lose Crimson Shadow Guards float around $8, while sealed sets seem to go between $30 and $40. Compared to the other TRU exclusives from the time, these aren’t nearly as hard to find, or as costly. For the quality they provide and given the relative rarity of the similar custom figures, that’s not a bad price at all. These are still something that’s worth looking out for if you haven’t acquired them by now.

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1995 Star Brigade War Dog (Unreleased Prototype)

1995 Star Brigade War Dog

Before anyone gets too excited, I don’t own a War Dog prototype or anything as fantastic as that. But ever since I got deep into GI Joe collecting over a decade ago, this item has fascinated me more than a lot of other unreleased items from 1995. You rarely see much about this concept, and my blog provides me with a platform to ramble about it, so I will.

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For the longest time, I only knew about this figure through it’s pages on Yo Joe!, featuring it’s official (or is it just more concept?) art, and an early mock-up figure that existed of it. The mock-up figure is a particularly interesting piece showcasing the early design phase of the more abstract entries into the line like this. It’s made from a few different toys that came out in 1993, mostly from Mattel. The majority of the figure was made from a Jurassic Park Dimetrodon. Heavy Duty’s gun is also quite noticeable on him.

Gi joe unproduced star brigade war dog prototype 1995 1994 hasbro kenner arah

The prototype is basically meant for showcasing the concept in an utmost basic physical form. I have to say it’s quite ugly, maybe even silly looking like this, and a far cry from the monster portrayed in the art above.

Much to my surprise, an actual newly sculpted hard copy does exist. The only way I know of it is through the article on the Star Brigade from Joe Declassified, featuring a picture of it you can see here. Seeing it’s size next to Duke makes me really curious how they would have planned to sell this thing. Would it have come out blister-carded at a normal price-point? Or would they have sold it in a box more like a small vehicle?

This prototype is a lot closer to the art, and a lot better looking. I’d be curious if me or my brother would have bought it had it come out to retail, but somehow I doubt we would have. My novel interest in this piece aside, this was firmly the wrong direction for GI Joe. I get that the design team was trying to keep the brand relevant with pop culture and the tastes of children at the time. However, in the pursuit of that it diluted the brand with strange products and moved towards imitating, not innovating.

But among the myriad of terrible, strange ideas they’d have attempted, the War Dog strikes me simply as the most interesting. So many questions that could be asked about it. There’s very little content about him on the internet, and if you know of anything I missed or any other prototypes of War Dog, please feel free to let me know in the comments.

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1993 Heat Viper (Version 2)

1993 Heat Viper (Version 2)

When I was collecting in my teenage years, my early vintage acquisitions were some odd ones, mainly flavored by both odd tastes and conditions. The condition being, that for a while early on I did not buy loose toys. Back then I was really bothered about not knowing where my toys had been, but with time I came to desire more vintage items then I did new ones, so the only practical solution was to forget this phobia. Still, it meant my early purchases tilted more towards what was practical to buy MOSC, such as the Battle Corps Heat Viper.

It was pretty fun buying a vintage figure for the sake of opening. I know some of you might find that sentence a bit sadistic, but on a cheap (and honestly crappy) figure like this Heat Viper, it’s an experience with enough novelty value I found it worth a small premium. The truth is, I don’t remember opening many ARAH GI Joes. Most of the oldest toys I had as a kid were ones I was borrowing from my brother, though I had my own collection of figures from ‘93 and ‘94 acquired on clearance years later. So there was a lot about the feel of the packaging I didn’t remember.

“This new generation of Cobra anti-tank specialists are equipped with the latest in hyper-kinetic, high-speed, armor-piercing technology. When they spot a G.I. Joe vehicle (especially a nice Battle Wagon, Patriot, or Mudbuster) they sit perfectly still, lining up the tracker sights on target to guide their projectile. Then they try to squeeze off one of their hand-held rockets knowing they’ve only got one shot because if they miss, there isn’t a G.I. Joe worth his salt who’ll let that poor fool try for seconds!”

Interestingly, his secondary specialty is listed as being the Earthquake Driver. They did this a lot in the line’s twilight years, where instead of including a vehicle driver with the vehicle, a random single-card figure was just named it’s driver. I really can’t see why a Heat Viper would also be driving what amounts to a weaponized construction vehicle, but oh well.

The Heat Viper himself is a boring, maybe even terrible figure. The original Heat Viper had it’s fair share of problems, so it’s amazing they created what is almost surely a downgrade from that. The figure is almost totally devoid of either sculpted or painted details. He’s just a guy in green tights, and he looks as much like an anti-tank trooper as he does a ninja. Besides that, he’s all of three colors, and he wears his underwear on the outside. So he doesn’t have much going for him visually.

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Nothing gets better with his accessories. The generic combo of the PSG1 (Rock Viper riffle), the Annihilator’s SMG, and Iron Grenadier’s pistol all in fluorescent green makes him feel almost like a parody of a 90‘s figure. I normally skip commenting on missile launchers, but in the case of this Heat Viper, it’s one of his more interesting accessories. It shares a lot of details with the V1 Heat Viper’s bazooka, even having the distinctive “Fang” logo on the launcher. So for once, it’s character appropriate, and although it’s a very cumbersome part, it’s one of the only launchers I’d ever contemplate displaying a figure with, so there’s that.

In proper correspondence with the figure’s quality, the V2 Heat Viper is nearly worthless. A MOSC figure will still sell for about $12, which is maybe only a dollar or two more than what I paid for a carded one almost a decade ago. Save for the missiles, you can typically find these nearly complete for around $6. Through lots, you’ll get a good number of them for even less, which is what I’ve done over the years. There’s not much good to say about him, but it’s a cheap acquisition to pad out a 90‘s collection if you seek that.

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Gi joe arah vintage cobra heat viper hasbro 1993 dr mindbender
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2003 Wreckage

2003 Wreckage

I recall the 2000‘s as an era of mostly missed opportunities for Hasbro and GI Joe. There was some nice stuff, but more that often missed the mark. This is certainly not the case always, and one example of a figure that holds up well is 2003 Wreckage.

It’s funny that some of Hasbro’s better item’s from back then were Firefly repaints. V1 Firefly was one of the molds they honestly used a bit too much, but it’s still hard to fault any of the repaints as being bad figures besides maybe BJ’s Firefly. The unfortunate side effect of this is some mold degradation that affects figures like Wreckage a good amount, but it’s not too noticeable thanks to his darker colors.

Wreckage is a worthy and cool repaint for paying homage to the unreleased Tiger Force Sabre Tooth from the vintage line. Of course, the two figures don’t look much alike, beyond both being Firefly in a Tiger Force centric color scheme. Sabre Tooth has more of the classic TF green and orange, while Wreckage swaps these colors for yellow, black and tan. While it’s somewhat off putting to me that the original Sabre Tooth colors were ignored in favor of new ones, I honestly think that these colors are more unique and interesting on Wreckage, and help him stand apart in the sea of similar colors featured on the vintage Tiger Force.

I get really curious as to what Sabre Tooth’s filecard might have been like. Wreckage’s bio seems pretty juvenile to me:

WRECKAGE perfected his craft at the Army Jungle Warfare Training Center, where he served as a member of the OpFor (Opposing Forces) cadre. It was his job to play the enemy in training exercises, and he took his job very seriously indeed. His favorite trick was to sneak up behind a trainee and write “bang, you’re dead,” on the back of his helmet without him knowing he was there. Once, he booby-trapped a drink cooler with a live skunk and left it in the path of a thirsty trainee patrol. His methods may have been irregular, but they worked; his victims never forgot the lessons he taught them. Any demolitions specialist can set a charge and blow something up, but WRECKAGE is also an expert at defusing and disarming demolitions. This is quite an asset in hostile territory where one is apt to find all sorts of dangerous stuff just lying around waiting to be stepped on or activated by a trip wire. He is even better at spotting these troublesome devices and avoiding them entirely, which is why the other members of the G.I. JOE TIGER FORCE team are always glad to have WRECKAGE along on any mission.
“If it goes off with a bang, I treat it with respect. Even if it’s a little firecracker. Anybody who doesn’t is a fool, plain and simple.”

It’s not as bad as something like Big Brawler’s bio, but it bounces between making him some kind of trickster and a Tripwire replacement. So, I’m left to my own devices to figure out what Wreckage really is. “Jungle Warfare Instructor” is a pretty cool secondary MOS, so I like to think that he might have helped reinforce the training for all members of the Tiger Force, and might still serve as something of a tactical advisor. He’s also good enough when I just turn my brain off and use him as Tiger Force Firefly.

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Like almost every release of the V1 Firefly mold, Wreckage comes with the same gun, backpack and walkie-talkie. Oddly though, this figure doesn’t include the cover for his backpack, and I’m left clueless as to why. It couldn’t have cost that much to include it, and subsequent Firefly’s had it, so they didn’t lose the mold. It was just removed for no apparent reason. Otherwise, his accessories leave me with no real impression. It’s good they kept the vintage parts, though as a tiny criticism I wish they were some color unique to this release instead of black.

For an oddball exclusive from 2003, Wreckage is a lot more common than I’d have thought. I think it’s safe to say he was the most interesting figure from the set he came in, so likely many collector’s have sought him out in particular at some point. The prices tend to range on him a bit too, but $10 to $15 seems to be what’s typical. I think this is an interesting figure, and of the post-ARAH Tiger Force releases, this one seems to add the most to the vintage assortment.

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