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Shadow Ninja Nunchuck, 1994

Shadow Ninja Nunchuck

I’m a big fan of Ninja Force figures. Their gimmicks don’t usually bother me much, and I usually find the figures to have sculpts that are strong with great colors. That doesn’t give everything Hasbro tried with the line a free pass however, and one subset I certainly don’t love is the Shadow Ninjas. Today I’m looking at Nunchuck, but most of my comments could likely be applied to this line as a whole.

The Shadow Ninjas were a single assortment from 1994, reusing the ’92 and ’93 Ninja Force molds. The figures now are cast largely in semi-translucent, color changing plastic for a new gimmick on top of their existing action features. This is entirely what ruins the Shadow Ninjas, including Nunchuck. This plastic is inherently fragile. Most of the ones from my childhood have broken or cracked thumbs, which is something I can’t say for any other GI Joe toys I owned as a kid. Of the entire subset, the only intact figures I have left are this Nunchuck and the Nightcreeper.

Another issue the plastic brings along is it’s appearance. Clear toys can sometimes get a pass for being stupid as long as they look good (Like the 2003 Firebat). The Shadow Ninjas weren’t totally clear however, only partially. What you end up with is a figure that looks like it was made out of soap. Additionally, the elbow joints were often not made of a color changing plastic at all, making certain figures look even uglier with miscolored joints.

On top of all that, Nunchuck is a huge visual down grade from his original figure. The colors on V1 Nunchuck make him one of the most appealing Ninja Force figures, but now that’s all gone for dull magenta. The paint is also much more simplistic and basic than V1 Nunchuck’s, further making this figure quite bland and ugly.

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If there’s one thing I can’t say I hate about Shadow Ninjas, it’s their parts. The Shadow Ninjas all featured parts similar to the typical Ninja Force figures, but in completely translucent plastic. As a kid, I loved these weapons and would give them to various other figures. I often times would give them to Star Brigade figures or Iron Grenadiers who I thought looked pretty good with an energy sword/ light saber type thing. Mind you, the bows like the one Nunchuck here includes were always pretty difficult to get a figure to hold, but the swords and halberds saw frequent usage.

Shadow Ninjas as a whole aren’t as common as their Ninja Force counterparts. Often times Ninja Force figures can still be had for prices similar to their original retail, while these figure are a little harder to find. As a consequence, they often have more inconsistent prices. A loose complete Nunchuck will sometimes go for as much as $15, while a MOSC example might go for $12. Likely, this is just the general value of the figure and being sealed adds nothing to that.

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Shadow Ninja Nunchuck, 1994 Links:

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(Note: There’s almost zero content about this figure on the internet. So here’s a fun 1993 commercial for all of the Joe products out at that time.)

Metal Head V2, 1994

Battle Corps Metal Head

There’s a lot of strong V2 and V3 figures that came out of the 90‘s. Some of them I feel are clearly better than their predecessors. Others are strong, but can’t surpass their original figures (Beachhead and Duke). V2 Metal Head is one of the former, and is a figure I consider to be a clear cut upgrade over V1 Metal Head.

To explain my affinity for this figure, I have to first mention that I’m really not a fan of V1 Metal Head. I love the character and appreciate him as one of the few Iron Grenadiers who isn’t a troop builder, but the toy has way too many problems. The accessories made the figure far too delicate and it’s hard to find one that isn’t broken. Furthermore, the sculpt just looked lame. His head is poorly defined, and his stocky proportions have always given him a “Dad bod” look to me.

This Metal Head largely avoids all of those problems. Starting with the sculpt, it’s amazing how much sharper the figure looks being only four years newer than his last incarnation. The head is full of personality that reflects Metal Head’s character, with a deviously smug expression and a lot more detail overall. The metallic vest and asymmetrical arms have a nice and unique look too. He’s rounded off with the waist and legs of the Rock Viper, which look good and appropriate with the rockets on one thigh.

Like many ‘94 Joes, his paint applications are few to be seen. He’s mainly the plastic colors that he was cast in with silver and black detailing the majority of the figure, and a little white for his teeth. Nothing important is left unpainted, and the colors are relatively strong for a figure from this time period.

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The figure’s parts are somewhat of it’s weak point. They’re all recycled guns from older figures just like with the rest of the Battle Corps line, but at the very least most of the guns are appropriate for once. Both the SMG and pistol are from other Iron Grenadiers (the Annihilator and Iron Grenadier respectively), giving a nice touch of consistency with his weapons. For some reason, I really don’t mind the purple on the Iron Grenadier pistol, so the coloring doesn’t hurt it much in my eyes. His last weapons are the PSG1 from the Rock Viper, and the V2 HEAT Viper’s missile launcher. Neither elicit much interest.

Overall, he’s really only a slightly better than average ‘94 figure, but when you compare that to a slightly worse than average ‘90 figure, you’re left with an compelling upgrade. As such, he is and almost always has been my default Metal Head. As a figure that won’t run you more than a few dollars, even MOSC, I highly recommend him.

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Metal Head V2, 1994 Links:

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Joecon in Retrospect: A Discussion with the Best Joe Writers from Around the Web

The GI Joe collecting community is approaching a special occasion with the upcoming Joecon. That is, this Joecon will be the last Joecon convention and mark the end of the GI Joe Collector’s Club, who’s been operating for over fifteen years now. It’s uncertain what we’ll be left with and what the future holds for GI Joe collectors, so I’ve decided to discuss the topic in the form of seven questions with five of the best GI Joe writers on the internet.

The Guests:

RTG: A GI Joe photographer who specializes in 1982 through 1984 figures. He also has recently started his blog Attica Gazzete, which has snappy profiles and top-tier photographs. Also check him out on Instagram.

CIAD: Owner of Cobra Island, an all things GI Joe news site and message board. He was also the long-time administrator of HISS Tank, and covered news there for about a decade. He also posts to Instagram.

Mike T: GI Joe blogger who has run Forgotten Figures since 1999. His long time dedication to the brand is clear in his knowledge of some of the most obscure GI Joe facts from his time collecting. He’s also on Instagram.

Dragon Fortress: Another blogger who’s site is The Dragon Fortress, a blog dedicated to the often underrated toys from the 90‘s, with a frequent focus on GI Joe. Here he is on Instagram.

Justin Bell: Owner of Generals Joes, another prolific Joe Blog that’s run since 2002, featuring reviews of current figures, his diorama comic, and GI Joe news. Here is the Instagram for his site.

I want to personally thank these guys for making this article possible with their contributions. They all run very unique and different websites I highly recommend.

 

The Best Joecon Figures:

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1. So first, what are your favorite Joecon figures? And which one do you think was executed the best?

RTG: I’d say the 2007 Clutch is probably the best Joecon figure, I’d prefer him to be a swivel neck, but a good figure is a good figure. The 2007 Rip-It and 2002 Baroness are also very well done.

Though if he counts, the MOTH Shipwreck might be my favorite, as he’s well done, has the classic look without being a do-over, and doesn’t have overkill for paint masks.

CIAD: Wow, already hitting me with a tough one right out of the gate! In terms of what are my favorite JoeCon figures, I’d have to go with the 2005 M.A.R.S. Invades set. I’ve always been a huge fan of the Iron Grenadiers, so this set was a dream come true. Granted, we received an “update” in 2015, but it just doesn’t compare (well, to me at least).

In terms of best executed, I’m torn between the “Tanks for the Memories” and the Mission Brazil II offerings. Both are sets that had a great selection of figures and are in high demand (well, more for the latter, of course).

Mike T: The con stuff is a mixed bag. My favorite set was the 2007 set: just because of all the Joes. I hated the female Cobras. But, the attendee items stood out, too. In general, I’d break it down like this:

2002 – Crimson Viper was awesome for what is was. Baroness is pretty nice and the Paratrooper Dusty is awesome. Tomax and Xamot are kind of take them or leave them, though.
2003 – The Cobra Commander is spiffy and the Firefly exclusives are nice.
2004 – Rough year overall. But, it was nice to see Hardtop and the Demolishor figure is a pretty good new Dreadnok.
2005 – Probably the best overall effort. Nice, cohesive set with some interesting attendee items.
2006 – Not a great set. I actually like the Skull Squad Trooper. And, Overlord is decent.
2007 – Awesome Joes, lame female Cobras. This was the year that the convention items changed from being clearance fodder to aftermarket wunderkinds.
2008 – This set should have been SOOOO much better. But, they somehow make a Headhunter Stormtrooper repaint that no-one wanted. The arsenic color didn’t really translate well and even Gristle falls kind of flat. The attendee items were pretty strong, though.
2010 – The Red Shadows were great to see back. But, the Torches and character figures were not good. Attendee items were OK, but not spectacular.

Dragon Fortress: Since you’re not limiting me by “modern era” Joecon figures, I have to say my favorites come from the O-Ring days. I really like that repaint they did of Mega Marines Gung Ho, and the Destro with the Crimson Guard Immortal body and his mech were very cool, too. I’m also fond of Black Dragon and his troopers. I think they did a lot of pretty neat stuff back in that era– even with the disastrous roll out of Tanks For The Memories, many of those figures were quite nice, too. Especially Rock n Roll and Lt. Clay Moore. Sure, there were misses (like the bomb disposal Long Arm with exposed fingers), but I feel like I’d be happy to own most of the figures from that time period.

As for the modern stuff, I think they did a nice job on guys like Ozone and the Toxo-Zombie.

Justin: Even after all of these years, I still maintain that the best JoeCon Boxed Set was the 2005 M.A.R.S. Invades set. The expansion of the Steel Brigade into an International Peace Keeping force, the first time we got Dragonsky in action figure form, as well as taking a much maligned 90s figure (the COBRA Viper) and giving it vibrant new life with an exciting paint scheme. In those days the Collectors Club was diving into new concepts and new ideas and not just retreading days long ago.

 

Joecon Through the Years:

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2. What’s been your view on Joecon and the Club over the years?

RTG: I can’t pass judgement on the actual convention, as I never attended, and frankly it strikes me as a thing that could either be a lot of fun or you might find yourself in the valley of the wastoids.

The Club itself, I don’t think much of the way they’d run things, there was lots of fudged numbers, that led to inflated aftermarket prices, the Firefly 2 Pack is an example.

They also appeared to either completely misread a lot of fan requests, or would intentionally do unpopular things, with popular molds.

The 2003 convention set was terrible, however the mold choices there were never ones people were clamoring for a retail appearance of. Afterwards, the Club tended to use molds from the Funskool return, where people were actively seeking. Ugly repaints of Muskrat, Beach Head, and terribe repurposes of the CGI and Night Viper molds, weren’t what people had in mind.

CIAD: I won’t pull any punches here – During my tenure at HissTank.com, I was rather vocal in terms of JoeCon and the Club. JoeCon was always great but I haven’t attended one in years. The Club has always had its faults, but ownership on that falls on us, the consumer. We never voted with our wallets, as we needed our Joe fix. After the “Tanks for the memories” scenario, I was very..sluggish in terms of Club support. Truth be told, I didn’t join the Club again until this past year.

Mike T: The club has always been a divisive force in the community. They did not like 3 3/4″ collectors and only warmed to them when our money outpaced that of the 12″ collector crowd. They treated collectors with contempt for many years. They drove lots of people out of the hobby. It seems people kind of liked JoeCon. But, those who liked it almost always mentioned that it was the meeting of other collectors from the forums and boards of the day that made the experience. The club offered little other than a venue and often was more of a hindrance to a good time than an enabler.

Dragon Fortress: I haven’t had much of a view, just because it’s been out of my budget and unrealistic for my schedule. I’ve always enjoyed seeing photos and reviews of the toys, but that’s about as far as it went. I think the strongest opinions I’ve had are pretty recent– I thought a lot of the Sky Patrol figures looked pretty bad. But, at the same time, I think the Con itself looks like a fun experience. I actually hope to go this year, if only to have drinks and muck around with other GI Joe fans I’ve met on the internet.

Justin: This is a complicated question. The Collectors Club has, from day one, had some unique challenges to deal with when it comes to appeasing their Hasbro bosses, working with Chinese factories and trying to balance what Collectors want and what they can afford to produce. Early on, it felt like they were doing great things, maintaining an decent balance between cost, new concepts, parts selection, and weaving an interesting story, all the while managing to keep collectors (relatively) happy and work within Hasbro’s confines.

However, it feels like, especially in recent years there has been a drastic reduction in investment, both emotionally and financially, from the Collectors Club all the while prices continue to rise while quality and ingenuity swirl downwards. It’s not all their fault – the recent desire from the Collector crowd to just relentlessly seek homages to the past has thoroughly dampened their ability to be creative, however they’re also not taking advantage of their position and trying to strike a decent balance between the two (as Pursuit of COBRA did so well). We are seeing continually poor parts selections, and a refusal to invest financially in getting the right people on board with figure design and construction and the results are, unfortunately, a massive decline in quality and interesting themes, again, while costs continue to rise.

It seems now, more than ever, the Collectors Club has fully embraced their position as a “lame duck” and are doing what they can to (barely) satisfy the fandom on their way out, and the result is an exceptionally disappointing final few years of product and attitude as they wind down towards the end of their contract. They are, it seems, leaving with a whimper and not with a bang, which is quite unfortunate.

 

Python Peril: Marauders to the Rescue! Convention Set:

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3. What’s your opinion on this year’s convention set?

RTG: Honestly, the whole concept is fairly ridiculous, though it seems a lot of modern era fans seem to want the entire vintage line, re-done in the modern construction.

The way they introduced “Sgt. Smasher” kind of sums the whole Collector’s club up. Sgt. Smasher being the foreign release name for the Sarge, and then having a figure that doesn’t even USE any Sgt. Slaughter parts, isn’t particularly cool.

It’s kind of a shame though, as the Club did some fairly cool, Modern sets, where the real gems were the additions to the usual “here’s 80% of the ’88 subteam”

CIAD: I know many don’t like it, but I really dig it! I love both sub teams, so having additional characters added to the ranks is a win for me. Oddly enough, I tend to go against the wave when it comes to club offerings – What a lot of folks dislike, I tend to want to add to my shelf immediately.

Mike T: I’m not a big anniversary figure collector. (I don’t collect them at all.) But, this year’s set seems like a bit of a dud. I don’t see the enthusiasm for the figs that I’ve seen in past years. The set sold through. But, I suspect there’s higher attendee numbers due to it being the last convention and that’s driving the sales moreso than the quality of the set. We’ll see how the aftermarket treats it. But, it’s not going to be another Oktober Guard set.

Dragon Fortress: Some of the individual figures look cool. I love the Air Commandos/Maruaders hybrid look for Spirit, and both Bludd and Laser Viper look great. Hardball and Sgt. Smasher are also above average, even though that’s not what I collect. I think the designers put some solid work in, and they are talented people. But Slaughter’s Marauders vs. Python Patrol? It’s just a lazy idea. This is the last Joecon. I really wish they’d done something more creative. Then even people like me who don’t really collect the modern era stuff might be more interested.

There’s already been so much SM and PP stuff in the modern Joe era. Why not find a way to do a “more realistic” take on something like Star Brigade or Mega Marines? Or even re-examine the Flaming MOTH stuff in modern style? Or, hell, even do a Funskool theme and make it Special Mission: India or something. I know so much goes into these things and it’s way beyond my understanding, but the concept this year just makes me go “huh, okay. I guess that fills some collection holes for some people.”

Justin: How’s the saying go? If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all? As the final convention run by the G.I. Joe Collectors Club, it felt like a good opportunity to do something really special. Something many fans have been asking for, and something truly unique to cast a final “good-bye” to the collectors. Instead we just get another repeat/retread of past themes with Slaughter Marauder figures that nobody asked for (many of which use dated, disappointing 25th Anniversary parts). Now, I love the Toys “R” Us Python Patrol figures, but there was zero need to have them done in a modern format, other than the fact that they’re easy and mindless and leverage new figures that are easily accessible.

Just one more example of a lack of creativity and lack of desire to do something new and different, and a final lame good-bye gesture to signal the end of the contract.

 

The Future After Joecon:

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4. With the Club going away, do you think GI Joe collector’s are losing an important venue for figures? Do you think we’ll have something to replace them down the road?

RTG: I think they are, considering that G.I. Joe is a fairly moribund franchise. One thing I’ll give the club credit for was the fact they were able to get Joe fans to go for their subscription service.

However, if nothing replaces the Club, I don’t see much of an exodus from the community. G.I. Joe may be a small scene, it is however notoriously hardcore. Though I assume that Hasbro will come up with some product at some point.

CIAD: I do believe that we, the collecting community, are indeed losing an important venue for figures. Whether or not Fun Publications was/is the right entity to manage the aforementioned venue is a different debate all together. As for whether or not we’ll see something down the road, I’m sure we will. There’s money out there, so it’s doubtful that Big H won’t try to do something to capitalize on that.

Mike T: I’m glad to see them go. I believe they were bad for the overall community and we have suffered great attrition due to the their actions. I don’t think we’ll see anything replace them, per se. However, I do think that the demise of TRU may open Hasbro to new avenues of distribution. I could see DTC type items offered exclusively through Hasbrotoyshop. Though, I think those will only occur as a precursor to a new movie or as the dumping ground of the last waves of figures post movie. Hasbro might be receptive to large, online toy dealers getting an exclusive figure. But, with Joe, I’m not sure anyone would put up the money for a production run big enough to get Hasbro’s interest.

Dragon Fortress: I don’t think we’re going to see anything replace it until the next GI Joe movie comes out. You might see more people turn to Lanard (and they’re doing excellent work right now), see people invest in the military Mega Bloks themes, or even see modern era collectors snapping up more factory customs from Black Major and Red Lasers Army. But nothing is going to replace GI Joe for now, so I think you’ll just see a lot of folks call their collections “good enough” and then get really into Star Wars or Marvel.

Justin: If you’d asked me this five years ago, I would have been extremely upset about the fate of the Collectors Club and very concerned about what it meant for G.I. Joe product going forward. But the truth of the matter is, we’ve explored just about everything we can possibly explore as a retread from the vintage era, and at this point I’d almost rather just see Hasbro and the G.I. Joe brand focus their energies on something new rather than a continual visitation of days of old. The FSS and the Convention sets have been the source of a vast majority of our figures for the past few years, and yes, in a way, it’s a shame that those avenues will no longer be possible, but when you find yourself buying something simply because it’s there perhaps it’s a good time for that avenue to go away so folks can adjust their priorities and go back to buying things that they are truly invested in.

 

The Convention Figures You Always Wanted:

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5. Was there something you always wanted, or hoped they would do for a Convention item or set?

RTG: Up until 2010, I would’ve said a set featuring Jungle and Desert COBRA Soldiers. The Black Major took care of that.

I also would’ve liked to see a set that filled in a lot of the characters that were missed, such as Dr. Venom.

Though the actual Dr. Venom figure they made, suggests I would’ve been disappointed.

CIAD: I was hopeful that we would’ve seen a modern era DEF or Star Brigade (I know, I’m the worst!). If there was anything I would’ve liked to have seen more than figures themselves, it would’ve have been a cost adjustment/correction. Our community can be economic at times, so folks shelling out $25+ on average for figures was bound to take a toll.

Mike T: So much. I found most of the sets rather lame. The Crimson theme was boring, but made sense in 2002. 2003 was just a hot mess. 2004 proved that Dreadnoks weren’t as popular as some people thought they were. 2005 was pretty strong. 2006 was another mess. 2007 had the Joes. But, the Cobras were just a way to get a mold out. 2008 was a solid theme, as was 2010. I’d have personally loved Star Brigade. But, that was never going to happen. Eco Warriors done right could have been really cool. We could have gotten some rusted out BATs, repainted Toxo Vipers and Zombies and some cool Joe molds in non neon colors. But, again, in the 2000’s, that was never going to happen.

Dragon Fortress: So many things! I mentioned this above, but I think revisiting Funskool, Star Brigade or Mega Marines would be great. They could even do Sgt. Savage and I’d think it was great. But, of course, I’d like to see some of those 1993 and 1994 o-ring molds redone in different colors. But that’s not very realistic at all, even though there’s so much potential there.

Justin: For the past several years I’ve been asking for a 4″ modern era format Sigma 6 revisitation, and I’ve always wanted The Plague from the Devils’ Due days as well. I thought, with the reveal of Guillotine in FSS 7 that maybe it was a possibility for the final Convention set, but it was not to be.

 

The Worst Moment:

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6. What do you think the worst or most regrettable moment was with the Club?

RTG: There’s a few regrettable moments. There’s the Maulers, the fact that we, the collectors didn’t buy enough M.O.T.H. sets (even though the figures totally weren’t army builders!) therefore they’re not finishing the 5th set (a vehicle I think)

The one that’s forgotten, was the Cobra Diver 2 packs! Hydro Vipers colored like Eels would’ve been a hit, and the Action Sailor done up as the cartoon/25th diver would’ve done well too. They showed images of them, and then we never heard a peep about them again. C’est le vie.

CIAD: Eesh…Too many to name, to be honest. Sure, the Club did what they could, where then could and when they could, but there just always seemed to be an “eff you” kind of sentiment to any feedback. A Club is only as good as its membership, so if members are paying a premium, they should have a right to share their feeling as to how the club operates.

Mike T: There are just so many. From the mysterious overstock Fuchsia figures showing up at specific dealers a few months after the 2002 convention to the infamous “leak” of the 2005 convention set, through the “they’re not army builders, here’s Frag Viper Steve!” debacle to the missing Maulers, the club had one misstep after another. They never understood 3 3/4″ collectors. I remember them getting pissed at collectors and saying, “fine, we’ll give you a bag of 100 army builders with one paint application each” and collectors loved that idea. It was so absurd to the club that they threw the idea out in contempt and it was so well received they had to backpedal. That was them in a nutshell. They didn’t realized we didn’t want to pay $20 for a box. They never understood why we didn’t just buy everything they made like the 12″ collectors did. Had they been more open to the community from the start, the collecting world would be very different. But, that was never their model and the people who run would never have accepted a role where the community had a voice.

Dragon Fortress: It was probably when they failed to release those tanks for the Tanks For the Memories sets, which is something I just learned about recently.

Justin: Honestly, I think the most eye-opening regretful moment was a complete refusal by Brian Savage to understand or appreciate the artistic talents of folks who have a role in making G.I. Joe what it was and what it is today. A few years ago he made an off-hand derogatory comment pretty much negating any artistic skills that a particular subset of designers had…designers who did fantastic things for the G.I. Joe brand, and helped salvage many of the Club’s mistakes a few years ago. Instead of appreciating the contributions of designers like that, he basically said it didn’t really matter they were all just working and doing a job and that more or less anyone could do that job.

Interestingly, ever since those designers stopped working with the Club, the quality of the toys that collectors are expected to spend hundreds of dollars on has gone precipitously downhill. This isn’t a coincidence, just another example of the Club cutting corners and expecting to be rewarded regardless.

 

What You’d Do Differently:

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7. If you could design a GI Joe Club replacement service, how would you offer it differently?

RTG: This is something I’d try either 2 ways.

First would be to do a lot of research and studies, to find out where fans interest lies and what/how they’d like to see figures produced.

The second, and more likely scenario, is to assume I’ve got decent enough taste and ideas that I could come up with things people would entertain buying. Assuming it was possible to do it O-ring style, I think enough of a finger on that pulse!

CIAD: I would take it back to the DTC plan that wasn’t too successful back in the day. Internet shopping was in its infancy and many at that time didn’t feel comfortable with shopping online. Now, from Kickstarter to eBay, it’s hard to find someone that doesn’t shop online, so Hasbro could theoretically say “Hey fans, here’s an assortment of X figures. If we hit X amount of money by date X, then they’ll get produced”. Basically, similar to the way the FSS operates now.

Mike T: At the end of the day, the club offered two things: the convention and new figures. It seems the convention is going to be replaced by HasCon (at least in Hasbro’s eyes). But, we’ll see how long that lasts. The figures could easily go into a service from HTS. I think they’d be able to do some larger production runs. But, I would assume that some of the collector quality in terms of paint applications and accessories would diminish. The upside is that Joe would have a wider audience. The club was never big on being inclusive in the community. So, they might get some casual, new collectors. But, even with those, I’m not sure there’s enough of a market for Hasbro to really pursue it unless there’s a movie to promote.

Dragon Fortress: I’m not a business person, even though I run my own business. I have no concept of the money or time that goes into these things. But I would look at value. It seems like a $40 figure, which is mostly reused parts that may not work well together, is not a good value. If Lanard can sell you a high quality, nicely articulated and accessorized figure for $5 (that also includes 2 others figures and a motorcycle), then there has to be some way to get those prices down to $25 per figure, or maybe include something that seems a bit more valuable– or at least something creative or thoughtful. I’d also decrease the amount of hoops you have to jump through to buy into the whole thing. But, again, I am a terrible business person. So please bear that in mind.

Justin: This is an almost impossible task, because there is a certain mentality around “Clubs” vs. “Businesses” and if you’re marketing yourself as a Club it’s tough to also market yourself as company in business. I think ultimately what I’d do is scale it down somewhat. As wonderful as it is to have 50 – 60 new figures per year, we’d have to understand the limits and constraints, and in reality I’d rather produce 10 – 12 fantastic figures a year for collectors than 50 haphazard ones. Perhaps develop Convention Sets of 6 figures, with an FSS of 6 figures or something like that.

I would try to take steps to appeal to a broader audience, and try to take a broader audience and turn them into collectors and fans. I’d also surround myself with skilled people and pay them what they’re worth rather than cutting corners, again keeping in mind the potential need for scaling back the items produced.

I’d love to create some new ideas as well, take the G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero core and branch it off into more obscure corners and begin writing some new adventures without just constantly diving back 30 years in the past.

Granted, all of these are far easier said than done, but it just feels like, in recent years especially, there has been a drastic reduction in emotional involvement and in financial investment, and the results are clearly visible.

Sludge Viper V1, 1991

At a time, it was debatable what the GI Joe community loathed more: Star Brigade, or Eco Warriors. In recent times however, many Joe fans seem to be softening their opinions on these 90‘s sub-lines, and a few figures have even attained relative popularity. With that said, the Sludge Viper is neither hated, nor spoken of very much.

I’ve had one of these for as long as I can remember, and I’ve also been through some ups a downs with the figure. As a kid, he was okay and his design appealed to my general taste, but the yellow and teal colors lead me to favor the V2 Toxo Viper over him. I didn’t have a distaste for neon, but the colors used on him had too much of a friendly vibe for me to really see him as a villain.

In my teenage years I really started to see how strong the mold was and sought to acquire a small army of the Sub Viper repaint. The colors on that figure were a vast improvement and really allowed me to appreciate the mold. Even then, his new role as a naval Cobra really limited my interest in him when there were so many other figures I preferred in similar functions (Lampreys, namely). I still like that figure, but it’s rare I have the good opportunity to use him.

This leads me back to my current stance on the figure. In large, the colors don’t bother me any more and I think they give him a rather unique and fun look. It’s not a very consistent scheme with other Eco Warrior Cobra items, although that may work in the Sludge Viper’s favor giving him some much need uniqueness that he lacks in other elements. Getting past the colors, I’m left with a figure that has solid proportions, excellent sculpted details like the various gauges on his chest, and a great helmet design that isn’t undersized.

If the figure has a critical flaw, he’s simply far too similar to the V2 Toxo Viper. They both have the same gun, the same backpack, and even the water cannon is mostly the same, just purple instead of green. The parts are still good and make for a charming figure if displayed with just his backpack and gun, but the laziness of this parts reuse can’t be ignored. It’s especially irksome given that the Toxo Viper and Sludge Viper don’t really serve roles that are all that different from each other, which I think is part of the reason why the Sludge Viper is rather forgotten comparatively.

But past that, the Sludge Viper is a quality figure and should be more than welcome in the collection of any Joe fan who’s more accepting of brighter colors. Used to, this figure ran pretty cheap, but like everything else he’s seen an increase in value. They’re harder to find and complete examples will run around $14. Without his parts, they go for closer to $8. I don’t expect that these prices will remain the same once Hasbro renews interest in the brand and you see more of them on the market, but only time will tell.

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Destro V1, 1983

When I first got into completing my vintage ARAH collection in the late 2000‘s, many of my early acquisitions were vehicle drivers such as the Lampreys and other oddballs like Techno Vipers, partly because these figures were cheap and helped me grow my fledgling Cobra army. I did have some characters I sought in high priority for one reason or another, and one of said characters was V1 Destro.

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As a kid, I had V3, V4, and V5 who were all frequent players in my childhood battles. In fact, Destro would more often be leading Cobra than Cobra Commander, as I preferred any villain with a robotic appearance and Destro fit that bill nicely (especially his Armor Tech toy). I also really enjoyed his appearances in the Sunbow cartoon, so he was essentially my favorite Cobra in my early days.

As such, his V1 figure was one of the first I set out to acquire after V1 Major Bludd. The ones from my childhood were nice, but the appeal quickly wore off of the Armor Tech figure, and I was never fond of the small head on the V3 mold. Most later Destros were derived from that mold as well, leaving me with only the V2 Iron Grenadier figure and this one as palatable alternatives.

Destro’s design is fairly eccentric with his open-chested jacket and medallion he wears, but the absurdities of his appearance are something I’m somewhat numb to. Compared to other early Cobras like the Cobra Troopers and Major Bludd, this is a pretty silly look for a character. But, it works for Destro and there’s no other design for the character I prefer over it. It’s odd, but when you look at him as being an 80‘s comic book antagonist, he’s far from out of place.

There are some weaker areas in V1 Destro’s sculpt. Namely, I feel as though the chest and waist details are a little on the soft side, even when compared to his contemporaries. The best element of the figure is by far his head. It’s one of the few Destro toys that wears an appropriately sized mask, and the use of chrome on it made for a very unique figure.

For accessories, he included a laser pistol, and a backpack/ gun case. I still only own the accessory pack version of his pistol, but I really dig the look of it. Not a lot of figures came with pistols in the early part of the line, so it seems to carry a sort of distinction that denotes the importance of a character. The backpack opens up and reveals a disassembled M16 in storage, a very nice detail that added a little more play value to the part, though personally I’ve always thought he looks a little strange wearing it.

Complete Destro’s range from from $20 to $30 dollars, but it’s more common you see them run towards the later. If you sacrifice the pistol, the figure can be had more easily for about $8 to $10. If you go the cheaper route and don’t care about his pistol, there’s a dark blue accessory pack version that makes a decent stand-in.

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1984 Wild Weasel

Overall, I’d have to say 1984 was one of the strongest years in the line for ARAH. The GI Joe and Cobra characters introduced in this year would remain icons for the brand in the decades to come, and are probably among the most popular. Today’s subject, Wild Weasel, may not be as beloved as Firefly or Zartan, but is still probably the most highly regarded Cobra pilot.

No doubt, part of his appeal is likely the fact that he was included with the Cobra Rattler, which is by far one of the coolest aircraft in the line. Larry Hama also made good use of the character, with some memorable issues of the comic featuring Wild Weasel such as #34. Wild Weasel comes of as a competent and serious adversary, a nice contrast to the simplistic and thug-like nature of a character like Copperhead.

The actual toy itself is a good one. He’s cast in crimson red plastic that really stands out through the canopy of his Rattler and other vehicles. The details are also really strong on the figure, with his black accents, silver Cobra sigil on his arm, blue undershirt, and the detailed maps featured on each of his legs. I think comparatively, the painted details are standard for the year he came out in, but the tampographed maps really set him over the top.

Like a lot of the 1984 Cobras, Wild Weasel’s sculpt is very detailed. The torso in particular is covered in seams, belts and pockets with my favorite detail being the open collar. The open collar was one of those kinds of details that helped define him as an individual with a bit of personality and helped set him apart from generic troops like the HISS Driver.

Similar to other early vehicle drivers, Wild Weasel came with no parts. I still don’t have a Rattler in my collection, so this can make Wild Weasel a little tricky to use from time to time. Personally I think V1 Destro’s pistol is generic enough that it can make a decent side-arm for him, though Scrap-Iron also provides an alternative weapon that could compliment him from the early line. Regardless, it’s nice that the production budget for the figure went more into his painted details then a forgettable gun most examples wouldn’t have anymore.

Wild Weasel’s are dirt cheap oddly enough. Mint figures with their filecard on occasion will go from $5 to $10, but usually the former. Even without his Rattler, there’s plenty of Cobra planes he makes a sweet pilot for, so I can’t imagine not acquiring one. Compared to his contemporaries that’s really cheap, making me wonder if I overrate his prominence a bit. More likely, it’s a good example of this figure being overshadowed by collector favorites like Zartan and the Stinger Driver.

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1990 Sonic Fighters Viper

As ARAH moved into it’s final years, Hasbro started experimenting more and more with adding different gimmicks to figures. One example, is the Sonic Fighters from 1990. Unlike the later Super Sonic Fighters and Talking Battle Commanders from ‘91 and ‘92, the Sonic Fighters were comprised entirely of repaints, such as the Viper of today’s profile.

The Sonic Fighters Viper is fairly memorable for being the last appearance of the 1986 Viper mold in it’s entirety. As many fans didn’t fancy the use of the BAT legs on every Viper release there after, this adds some significance to the piece despite the relative obscurity of his sub-line.

The Sonic Fighters Viper has been a lot of things in my collection. For a while, it was the only version of the original Viper sculpt I owned, so for that alone he was a tad more interesting. By and large though, he’s flipped between two roles I think he works well as. The first, is as a body guard for 2002 Headman. It’s a strange idea and I’m not the biggest fan of that figure, but as he is technically a Cobra, I think it’s interesting to match him with some similarly colored Vipers. The second, is as a desert version of a normal Viper. That idea may be a bit less original, but the colors are well suited for that role.

Speaking of colors, it’s a rather eye-catching figure. He’s largely caramel brown, with black and gold details, as well as a orange visor. These are attractive colors, and also likely the most unique ones the Viper’s ever been featured in. Some might be bothered by the orange Visor, but I think it adds to him somewhat, and doesn’t seem like an unreasonable color just for the visor.

The parts are an interesting mix on this figure. They’re all cast in gold plastic, and you get Shockwave’s pistol, Hit&Run’s carbine, the Annihilator’s SMG, Downtown’s mortar, and the gigantic backpack with the sound gimmick. The pistol is a notorious thumb-breaker that looks dumb if you can get a figure to hold it, but the other guns are both pretty good as is the mortar. It’s a figure worth having most of the parts to, and if you want to army build them, one complete figure can arm a few other incomplete examples, which isn’t bad.

Of course, I guess I could comment on the backpack too. The Sonic Fighters backpacks are hilarious monstrosities. They’re so heavy it’s impossible to stand a figure with one; and difficult even if you use a figure stand. It makes 4 different sound effects, which are amusing for a few seconds but get boring after that. Doesn’t seem like much to be worth pushing the price of a figure up a few dollars, but they kept the gimmick for two more years so obviously kids at the time liked it well enough.

At a time, this figure wasn’t as expensive and collector’s didn’t like him much. Clearly, opinions have changed as his Sonic Fighter contemporaries have stayed relatively cheap while this Viper has seen an increase in value. Complete figures often run between $17 and $30, while the seldom incomplete example may go for $5 to $8. Oddly enough, that’s a pretty large disparity in value between the complete and incomplete example, especially for a figure who’s parts aren’t that hard to find. At the moment, it remains a figure you’ll have to hunt for to get one at a fair price.

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1993 Scarlett, Ninja Force

Objectively speaking, the Ninja Force sub-line was one of ARAH’s lowest points, if not, perhaps it’s lowest. GI Joe was following trends, they sacrificed the figure construction for gimmicks, and in general the toys were very silly. But, I like some of them, and they were the first GI Joes I ever got as a kid, so I have a special respect for them in my collection. Of them, Scarlet is a figure I used a lot, and for a long time was the only Scarlett in my collection.

As a kid, female figures often served weird roles in my battles. They were usually spies, hostages, spies pretending to be hostages, and sometimes a GI Joe’s girlfriend who’d typically die. Sometimes some pretty weird stuff, but there was a long time where I never really saw Scarlet in the cartoon or anything, as this was the mid 90‘s and ARAH reruns were sparse. She often times would work in tandem with Chun-Li (her repaint), and on a few occasions I even rationalized that they could be suicide-bombers because of the grenade sculpted on the center of their chests. Some mildly strange ideas, but overtime she morphed into being a more ordinary Sunbow Scarlet once Cartoon Network started running GI Joe and I was able to watch more of it.

Like other Ninja Force figures, Scarlett features a non-standard construction to accommodate her kicking gimmick. As such, she has no o-ring, and no hip movement. Her leg joints are a t-crotch, so she also has no horizontal movement in them. In my eyes, this doesn’t necessarily ruin the figure, but it limits her uses and makes her cumbersome. In general, the gimmick is one of the less well done from this sub-line.

Despite that this figure features such an overbearing action feature, the sculpt and painted details on her are honestly fantastic. If this figure had been released with no action feature and a standard o-ring sculpt, she would have easily been the best ARAH female figure released. The sculpted details are very sharp on this mold, particularly the head. It’s more feminine looking and the scale is more appropriate than on the 80‘s female heads. I’m also really amazed they painted the irises and eyelashes separate colors. That’s something I don’t think I’ve seen on another figure.

The rest of the design is really nice. The original Scarlet has an iconic look, but the cowgirl-ninja in a leotard costume never really worked for me. This design at least makes her look more like a ninja of some sort, so for that alone I can appreciate it. I also really don’t mind the colors too bad, despite the fluorescent green being rather bright. It’s matched with dark green, black and gold for an overall detailed and strong palate of colors.

Her parts are the typical fair for a Ninja Force figure: random and bright. She includes three different swords, a knife, nunchucks, two claws and a figure stand. The parts are all bright yellow, which hinders their uses. I was also really stunned she didn’t include any sort of bow or crossbow, given it’s Scarlet’s trademark weapon and there were a few bows they were actively using at the time they could’ve included. None of these parts are very interesting and there’s a poor variety here, even for a mid-90‘s figure.

Overall, Ninja Force Scarlett would be an excellent figure, but the gimmick knocks her down to an interesting figure for those that can ignore it. Most cannot, and this is reflected in how collector’s value the figure. A full 25 years later and the figure can be acquired carded for as little a $5. None of the Ninja Force carded figures are worth a lot, but it’s kind of sad when you think about what could’ve been if only this figure was made without the gimmick.

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1997 Short-Fuze

The 1997 Stars and Stripes Forever set is a little bit infamous. At the time of it’s release it wasn’t too popular, the figures were poor quality, and mold choices were… strange, to say the least. For those reasons among others, many of the figures from this set have gone overlooked for a long time. Possibly none more so than Short-Fuze.

As a simple repaint, there’s a number of things I find rather nice about this figure. The first thing I’d like to mention is that the entirety of the 1983 mold is present here, with no tooling swaps like we saw on other ‘83 figures that showed up later in the line, or even in this very set. Most of the original thirteen Joes were rarely repainted from their original molds without a couple of part swaps, so this is something fairly nice for this version of Short-Fuze.

The deco is also really good on this figure. It’s mainly green and almost similar to V1 Short-Fuze, but at the same time it’s more vibrant and detailed. His pants now feature an interesting airbrush like pattern on them that helps break up his colors more too. I really appreciate that since the 1982 guys could be a little bland sometimes, especially Short-Fuze. Oddly, he now features red hair and eyes too, which is a little strange but not uncommon for 1997 figures, and easily overlooked in this case.

The parts on this figure are also fantastic. He still features the mortar, backpack, helmet and visor from the original, but also includes a spare bazooka like Zap’s. A M16 or some other gun might’ve been better since it wouldn’t have stepped on Zap’s toes so much, but I still really like the inclusion of this part and it makes Short-Fuze more suitable for action roles.

I can be a bit of purist when it comes to GI Joe, but honestly I prefer this version of Short-Fuze to the 1983 figure. They’re very similar, but to me this one has better colors and better parts. It’s one of the few examples of something like this I can think of.

Similar to other 97‘s, this version of Short-Fuze isn’t the easiest to come by any more. At one point him and the other figures from the Star and Stripes Forever set were relatively cheap, bargain figures. But as the GI Joe market has shrunk, so have your options for the niche and obscure figures from the line. I see these go anywhere from $10 to $14 at the moment, which seems fair, but finding them is still somewhat difficult.

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Neo Viper V6, Spy Troops 2003

The “New-Sculpt” era of Joes has a funny relationship with the general GI Joe collecting community. To my understanding, the new designs were met with a lot of hype at the time, and hailed as the superior design for GI Joe much akin to the early 25th Anniversary GI Joes (which similarly, haven’t aged well). For me, this is all second hand information, as at the time I was still a kid and so I have a slightly different perspective on these toys. The Spy Troops Neo Viper is no exception.

Compared to the ‘97 line, I generally lost interest in GI Joe between ARAHC and GI Joe vs Cobra. There was an occasional item that caught my interest, but usually all I ever found at retail was the scraps and tidbits unwanted by collectors at the time. I did end up with a FANG III at some point, and it became a toy I was quite fond of, but the pilot left me with cold feet. Hasbro’s decision to give that figure and a few others a t-crotch really soured me on the toys, and even as a kid, I thought they looked ridiculously cheap.

Hasbro would remake proper o-ring versions of the t-crotch figures such as this Neo Viper in 2003. Like many figures from his era, these remained cheap online and could even be found in dollar stores for years later. Collectors largely dumped their Spy Troops era figures for pennies and they were pretty fun to collect in the later 2000‘s that way. The Neo Viper was among the figures I was curious about as a kid, so upon the chance I bought a couple.

The overall design and aesthetic of the figure is pretty cool. It’s similar to the classic Viper design in a few ways, but totally new in others. There’s a few sculpted Cobra symbols prominently featured on him, and they speak towards the character’s high status in Cobra. The helmet is also nicely done, and has a fresh look while still blending in well enough with the established Cobra designs. The overall look of this figure really reminds me of something that might’ve come from the later part of ARAH.

The sculpt has good proportions unlike certain figures from his time, but an odd choice was made with the Neo Viper. His left wrist is turned at an angle for gun holding poses. It kind of reminds me of the way a lot of early Action Force figures were designed, and I really don’t mind it. With that said, it does at times limit the figure, and really doesn’t improve him that much either.

There’s two separate releases of this figure and each comes with different accessories. Neither allotment is very good, but for the sake of this post I’ll consider the Spy Troops version the real one. He came with the pistol from V1 Ambush, the generic Scorpion and AK47 included with other New-Sculpt Cobras, a modified Tele-Viper backpack and a soft-goods ghillie suit. Like many figures from this era, these parts are random and generic. At the very least, he’s one of the few figures that can hold that bulky AK47 and look natural with it. The ghillie suit is very random, but it’s a quality fabric piece and a cool addition just for throwing in the parts bin, if nothing else.

With all that said, I really like this figure and I think he’s well done enough. Other collectors will not though, and generally have a distaste for this style as a whole. Personally I think this figure’s worth around $6 because of that, but the GI Joe market is in a weird state right now. So you might go periods without finding many fairly priced Neo Vipers, you might also happen upon some going for even cheaper prices. Like other oddball and obscure figures, patience will be required when looking for them nowadays.

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